So we had a bit of a hard week around here. I promise I don't beat my kids, but to look at Kayden this week, you would probably think differently. Let's start from the beginning...
Monday:
While helping me in the kitchen, he fell off the stool, hitting his cheek on the step on the way down.
It's a lot darker in person.
Tuesday:
First, while babysitting for a friend, Kayden got pelted in the eye by a flying book. It was totally on accident (I promise Emily!), he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Then, while helping me in the kitchen again, he finally learned what
hot really means...he touched a boiling pot. So sad. He got quite the blister on his little index finger.
Wednesday:
Kayden was crazy hyper and messing around with Tyler and Kayden went to steal a shirt Tyler was holding and swung around, hitting his head on the edge of the coffee table. He got a nice goose egg/cut right behind his ear.
Thursday, oh Thursday:
I was just getting out of the shower when Kayden comes in and says, 'baby eat'. I thought, oh great, what's she trying to eat. So I follow Kayden into the living room where I find Morgan with the lid of the teething tablet bottle in her mouth. Hmm, that's weird. I took it out and found the bottle exactly where I left it (on the bookshelf, where Kayden could reach it, oops), but it was completely empty!!! Between the two of them they had eaten almost the entire bottle!! I had no idea who had eaten how much. I called poison control and she said the kids should be fine, just a little hyper, because of the caffiene, and will probably get a stomach ache. I was to give them plenty to drink to dilute it and she'll call back in an hour. She was right, Kayden was super hyper, and Morgan got a killer stomach ache so apparently they shared the tablets equally. At least Kayden's learning to share. :)
Friday:
Luckily we had no incidents yesterday. Unless you count the time I banged Morgan's head on the door frame on the way out of her room. Wonderful. She was pretty onery all day, too I think those nasty eye teeth are coming in. No fun. Sure could use those teething tablets right about now.
So, to sum up, I'll not be getting the mom of the year award. Better luck next year!